he literally asked me yesterday if i’ve been looking for jobs and when i woke up this morning he asked me again like nigga wtf who do you think you are?

i want to punch my roommate in the face

laymansterms12:

"You can’t use Little Mac that’s cheating"

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play zelda

turnip… for what

(Source: philosalena)

keithboykin:

Twitter reacts to the Michael Dunn sentence today. Dunn was sentenced to life in prison without possibility of parole.

slayer-slayer-slayer:

krisperson:

The skeleton war was not kind

free him

slayer-slayer-slayer:

krisperson:

The skeleton war was not kind

free him

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

no:

when will ariana grande’s quinceañera end